amazon.com

as a somewhat frequent user of amazon.com i have un-surprisingly landed on their email list. so every so often they will send me an email with things they think i might like to buy. do i ever take their suggestions? no. but, today's email cracked me up so i figured i had to share.

Dear Amazon.com Customer,

As someone with the surname Brown, you might be interested in "The Brown Name in History," a new book that offers fascinating facts and commentary about your family name. Find out where people with the Brown last name originated, ships they sailed when immigrating, and where they reside today. Learn about marriage, literacy, military draft registration rates for Brown households, and much more.This book makes a perfect gift for you and your family members.

haha. seriously?