happy friday!

things i love:
- happy hours on the georgetown waterfront (especially when the weather's so nice!)
- heineken light girls and bud light guys handing out free beers
- drinking eight beers but only paying for one
- the free bagels and donuts in my office on friday mornings
- when my parents send me jokes like this:
THE DIFFERENCES
The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine."
The Frenchman says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have cognac."
The Russian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have vodka."
The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have beer."
The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila."
The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."

things i hate:
- giant bugs that attack you on your way home from the metro
- people who get to work from home/don't have to work on fridays
- my inability to get to work much later than 8am. what is wrong with me??